disneydrunks: Disney Cocktails, No. 1 The Mistress of All Evil (Sleeping Beauty)Now shall you deal with me, oh drunk, and this Long Island Iced Tea from hell! ½ oz. vodka½ oz. tequila½ oz. white rum½ oz. gin½ oz. triple sec½ oz. blue curacao½ oz. blackberry liqueur1 oz. Sour mix7up Toss everything but 7up into a cocktail shaker. Pour into pint glass full of ice. Top off with 7up. Drink slowly. Here’s our first Disney drink. Much like Maleficent, this drink will fuck you up. Also, it’s delicious. Also, we made our own blackberry liqueur for the recipe. View high resolution

disneydrunks:

Disney Cocktails, No. 1

The Mistress of All Evil (Sleeping Beauty)
Now shall you deal with me, oh drunk, and this Long Island Iced Tea from hell!

½ oz. vodka
½ oz. tequila
½ oz. white rum
½ oz. gin
½ oz. triple sec
½ oz. blue curacao
½ oz. blackberry liqueur
1 oz. Sour mix
7up

Toss everything but 7up into a cocktail shaker. Pour into pint glass full of ice. Top off with 7up. Drink slowly.

Here’s our first Disney drink. Much like Maleficent, this drink will fuck you up. Also, it’s delicious. Also, we made our own blackberry liqueur for the recipe.

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thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

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imstrongerinthewallsofwinterfell:

Inspired by this.

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fuckyeahtattoos: Anthony DeMartino By Giada LazyBastard ( http://www.facebook.com/giada.zambrelli ) from Parma, Italy View high resolution

fuckyeahtattoos:

Anthony DeMartino

By Giada LazyBastard ( http://www.facebook.com/giada.zambrelli ) from Parma, Italy

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fiercelyliterate:

Yahoo says no porn, guys, so it was nice knowing you, Tumblr.

Wait is that real? Someone tell me if this is real?! Answer me!

My bad, this was poorly researched. They’re just speculating that Yahoo might have an issue if they want to run ads on Tumblr (how else would they make money?) because advertisers don’t like the porn.

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Yahoo says no porn, guys, so it was nice knowing you, Tumblr.

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dailyotter: GIF of Eddie the Sea Otter Making a Basket Someone made a GIF of Eddie the sea otter playing making a basket. Submitted by Pete!

dailyotter:

GIF of Eddie the Sea Otter Making a Basket

Someone made a GIF of Eddie the sea otter playing making a basket. Submitted by Pete!

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allison made me watch the grey’s anatomy finale, and i ended up having thoughts.

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“Are you quite sure you wouldn’t like a cough drop, Dolores?”
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i would just like to say: how many times does callie need to be cheated on, you motherfuckers?

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here’s me randomly freaking out again because the immaculate conception isn’t the conception of jesus, but the conception of mary, and stop making allusions you don’t understand, god dammit.